Anon’s not going to be getting anywhere near me. Sorry. I only have eyes for Archie. 

archimedesxmallone replied to your post: I would fuck you SO hard.

I told it to buy you dinner first. And I get to watch.

 Well, of course. I’m not that easy. ;]

Anonymous said,

"I would fuck you SO hard."

Uh. I don’t know what to say…

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archimedesxmallone:

leonardoxmonet:

archimedesxmallone:

Oh.. my god. Is someone there to help you? Do I need to come and get you? Call 911? 

I think the bleeding may actually stop once it decides to stop squirting everywhere.

..It’s kinda cool.

Oh my god, Archie… I’m going to meet you at the ER. 

archimedesxmallone:

Oh.. my god. Is someone there to help you? Do I need to come and get you? Call 911?